Oct 12, 2010

My Top 10 Average|Bad Movies with Terrific Actors

After watching "The proud and the profane" the other day I thought: "with these actors they could have done a better movie". And then I thought: "hey, that's a good idea for a list!". I don't usually see movies that have low ratings and bad reviews, but I dared to watch some of these just because of the casting. Last thing: I would say that the top 3 qualifies as "bad" the rest is just "average":

10. Undercurrent (1946: Katharine Hepburn, Robert Taylor, Robert Mitchum): This movie starts OK (I got very interested), but ends ridiculously. Kate Hepburn marries an important guy (Taylor) with issues with a "bad" and missing brother (Mitchum). He talks about him so much that Kate gets interested. Finally, nothing is like it seemed and things get violent and creepy. The best of this film is this lovely theme by Brahms played all over the film.


9. Made for each other (1939: Carole Lombard, James Stewart, Charles Coburn): A couple marries the day after they met; Carole has problems with her mother-in-law because she disapproves her lack of housewife skills; then the couple has a baby that sleeps in the living room because the apartment is too small, etc. A not very well constructed movie, the main genre isn't properly suggested from the beginning which is disconcerting; the story is very basic (I mean, before the last 10 minutes their problems are not really that dramatic); the main actors are totally wasted, playing characters that don't have real chemistry. Has its moments though.

8. Once Upon a Honeymoon (1942: Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers): One of the two opportunities these two had to work together... in a film that doesn't make justice for such event. Ginger wants to have a better social position so she marries a German Baron. Cary, a reporter, is investigating this Baron because he's probably a Nazi. Ginger and Cary fall in love. There are some interesting and tense scenes, but overall this a forgettable movie.


7. Green Mansions (1959: Audrey Hepburn, Anthony Perkins): This movie was directed by Mel Ferrer, Audrey's husband at the time. The things you do for love. Audrey plays Rimma, the Bird Girl that lives in the jungle. Some natives believe she killed the son of the chief, so she has to hide with her "grandparent". She falls in love with Anthony Perkins, a prisoner of this tribe that was sent to kill her. They start a trip to visit the remains of her town, something that the grandpa was avoiding since always. It's not very well edited, the distances they cover don't feel right; most importantly, the story is not convincing and the ending is weird. Great song though.


 
6. The proud and the profane (1956: William Holden, Deborah Kerr, Thelma Ritter):  A disperse melodrama based on a novel that wants to be epic like "From here to eternity" and fails. Deborah Kerr is widower of a soldier. She wants to know all about his last minutes of life so she enlists to help. An aggressive Colonel with issues with his origins arrives to the base. Thelma Ritter, Deb's superior, founds the Colonel despicable but she manages to show him Deborah sunbathing on the beach. The editing is not very good and it loses tension half way trough the movie. The character of a chaplain is used to explain what's happening with the main characters and important info is given trough little characters that talk a lot. Everything gets more and more soppy and tragic. The end.

5. Dance, Girl, Dance (1940: Maureen O'Hara, Louis Hayward, Lucille Ball,  Ralph Bellamy): I didn't get it. Maureen wants to be a ballet dancer but she's stuck with a group of girls that dance in clubs. One of these girls, Sassy Lucille becomes famous and invites serious Maureen to dance ballet in her comical number just to laugh at her. Since her opportunity to meet an important ballet guy is lost after her teacher is run over (really), Maureen accepts. There are some characters that are not very well defined, at the point you don't know who they are. The ending is ludicrous.

4. Man of the World (1931: William Powell, Carole Lombard):  A con man (Powell)  falls in love with the nephew of one of the man he defrauded. This could have been great, but Carole's character was too good, simple and nice (and boring) for her and you forget the whole film after "The End" can be read on the screen.


3. Paris Blues (1961: Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Sidney Poitier, Louis Armstrong): Boring, boring, boring. Two girls go to Paris and fall in love with two musicians. They go to some endless jam sessions and talk a lot.

2. Man-Proof (1938: Myrna Loy, Rosalind Russell, Walter Pidgeon): Use it in case of insomnia. Myrna is in love with a terribly dull guy that marries Rosalind Russell playing an awfully plain character.


1. Bloodline (1979: Audrey Hepburn,Omar Sharif, James Mason, Romy Schneider): The worst movie I've ever seen. Avoid it. After Audrey's dad is killed, she becomes the president of a great company and the new target of...I don't know, some killer. I never liked Ben Gazzara as a “romantic” lead, he's so unattractive. The whole movie is awfully edited, it looks like a trailer: some scenes don't seem to have a real connection. It even has a flashback to early XX century that seems out of place. There are a lot of shocking scenes (sex and murder) that weren't really needed, and what's more stupid, they are repeated along the movie, when they could have been suggested. The story is really badly developed, at some points you really don't understand where it is going. Most of the characters are despicable and there are some plot holes (if you think that someone wants to kill you, and you have escaped from death in several occasions, would you go alone to dark and solitary places and expose yourself?). Well, the worst (and saddest) thing is to see great actors like Audrey and Omar Sharif in this... thing.

What do you think?  Do I need to re-watch any of these?

10 comments:

  1. I love this post! I agree with all of your comments, except for "Made for Each Other." I love Lombard and Stewart...I think it's worth a second look.

    I agree with you 100% regarding "Paris Blues." I wanted so much to like it, but it's got to be one of the biggest stinkers ever produced.

    Your English is excellent, by the way. With my Espanol was a good!

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  2. Oh, thanks, I'm trying to improve my English everyday! I'm gonna re-watch MFEO some of these days, maybe I was to harsh with the guys. And yeah, I was falling asleep watching "Paris blues", and that's very weird since Paul Newman was on the screen. Thank u so much for stopping by!

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  3. Desde luego la Pelicula Paris Blues con Sidney Poitier y PAUL NEWMAN no es buena y realmente
    ' boring' ...peeerooooo está El y solo por eso y por Joanne merece la pena verla aunque solo sea una vez.
    El actor de Bloodline y que aparece en la foto no es Omar Sharif sino Ben Gazzara. No la he visto pero le reconozco.

    Las fotos de todas las peliculas que nos presentas son espléndidas !

    Un saludo cariñoso :-)

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  4. Abril: En verdad hay que ser muy fan de Paul Newman para pasar Paris Blues :)
    Y sí, el de la foto es Ben Gazzara, no lo puse entre los actores, pero sí lo mencioné en la descripción de la película...
    Gracias por pasarte ^^

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  5. Desde luego la Pelicula Paris Blues con Sidney Poitier y PAUL NEWMAN no es buena y realmente
    ' boring' ...peeerooooo está El y solo por eso y por Joanne merece la pena verla aunque solo sea una vez.
    El actor de Bloodline y que aparece en la foto no es Omar Sharif sino Ben Gazzara. No la he visto pero le reconozco.

    Las fotos de todas las peliculas que nos presentas son espléndidas !

    Un saludo cariñoso :-)

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  6. Great article. I haven't heard of a lot of these films though I definitely agree on Green Mansions.

    Besides all of the all-star war and Biblical epics, Lord Jim comes to mind. You have great actors (Peter O'Toole, James Mason, Eli Wallach, Curt Jurgens, Daliah Lavi), a generally good director (Richard Brooks) lots of beautiful Cambodian locations - what could go wrong?

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  7. When I think about movies that could have been better, "The Greatest Show on Earth" always comes to my mind. I haven´t watched the filmes you´ve listed and maybe TGSOE isn´t that bad. It even won the Oscar! But I really think that they could have shortened the acrobatic dispute between Betty Hutton and Cornel Wilde. Come on, they had James Stewart as a killer clown!

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  8. Hi!!
    I saw Man-proof yesterday and I agree with your review! I think the only charm to this film is Myrna Loy, but then again I may not be so objective because I love her! But I really couldn’t understand why she would be in love with W.Pidgeons character after the way he treated and humiliated her. He even invited her to the wedding! Unfortunately Rossalind Russel didn’t had much to do in this film, and in above she had to wear one of the most horrible wedding-dresses I ever saw. But, I liked the mother of Myrna Loy!

    As for the other movies.. I’ve seen Undercurrent, Made for each other , Once Upon a Honeymoon , Dance, Girl, Dance and I agree with your comments, except Dance, Girl, Dance that I think was quite good.

    (Sorry about my English! It’s bad and poor, and that’s the reason why I usually read but do not write…)

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  9. OK, I have to agree, Bloodline is not a great movie....the only reason i would want to watch it, is to see the ever gorgeous Audrey, and to look at her dreamy clothes! Other than that, the movie isn't my top fave, especially since i can't stand Ben Gazzara (he went out with Audrey during the filming and then after he had had enough of her, he stopped returning her calls and completely blocked her out....why I oughta!)
    Great post! Thanks :)

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  10. I've seen "Paris Blues" and "Bloodline". Both of them sucked.

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