It feels like ages since I posted last (it has been just 4 days). On Saturday, a 37-year-old tree fell down in my street causing an instant power cut and commotion in the corner (my town is so small and boring). So I decided to go to the church (something I never do) to listen a police chorus singing Christmas carols (?). On Sunday I went to the country with my dad and practiced my (really lame) driving, hoping that someday I'll get my license (I'm so uncoordinated: when I have to press the clutch + move the stick shift to switch the gear I forget about the wheel and the jeep goes wherever it wants). Why I'm telling you this? I don't know.
[Pirate Talk mode on] Do ya want to see a great, grand adventure movie? Just go on the account with Burt Lancaster n his mateys, that's me advice. Ass rye, he needs to find a lass (Eva Bartok) n her revolutionary ol man...and then get some good ol doubloons by selling them to the King's army, yo-ho-ho! But avast! What happens if Burt falls in love with the lass? ARRR! Shiver me timbers! More adventure! He will need to defeat the enemy and his own, mutineer hearties (the lubbers!) or he will be sent to the Davy Jones's Locker, ass rye! Watch him fightin with energy along with his mute matey Ojo, climbin ladders, jumpin from roofs, detonatin monkeys, comically runnin from the scurvy bilge rat army, teachin the captive town people how to defeat the enemy, driving a hot air balloon and even disguising himself as a wench! So show a leg and follow me advice me hearties, this is a great, grand, entertaining adventure movie with Lancaster's athletic skills at his best! And ye may lay to that! [/Pirate Talk mode off]
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